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Whether you're decorating your own workspace or shopping for the guy who always has another project going, this metal sign is sure to get a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBecause Every Project Doesn't Go According to Plan\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've all heard the saying, \"Measure twice, cut once.\" But anyone who's spent enough time in a workshop knows that's not always how things go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur funny Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign celebrates those frustrating moments that eventually become the best stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it above your workbench, near your tool collection, in your garage, or anywhere you spend time building, fixing, and creating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect finishing touch for a workshop that already has everything except a little personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Funny Gift for the Guy Who Has Every Tool\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShopping for a husband, dad, or grandpa who already owns more tools than he knows what to do with?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip another screwdriver or tape measure and give him something that will make him laugh every time he walks into his workshop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFather's Day gifts for dads and husbands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas gifts for woodworkers and carpenters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts for mechanics and handymen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for men who love DIY projects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetirement gifts for craftsmen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarage and workshop wall decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMan cave decorations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHousewarming gifts for homeowners with workshops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for grandpas who enjoy woodworking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who appreciates a little workshop humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether he's a professional carpenter, weekend woodworker, or the family's go-to handyman, this sign is a fun addition to the space where he spends his time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery sign is handcrafted by our husband-and-wife team at Slinging Sparks Metal Work in Coldwater, Mississippi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable 16-gauge steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWording:\u003c\/strong\u003e MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCutting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Precision CNC plasma cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Professionally powder-coated for indoor or outdoor display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multiple colors and finish options available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMounting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pre-cut mounting holes included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hanging hardware is NOT included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade to order in Mississippi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose the size that works best for your workshop, garage, or man cave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e15 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e – Great for smaller workshops, tool areas, and accent walls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e18 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e – A fun addition above a workbench or garage workstation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e24 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e – A versatile statement piece for garages and woodworking shops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e – A larger centerpiece for spacious workshops and man caves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Please measure your intended display area before ordering to ensure the best fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor \u0026amp; Finish Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePowder-Coated Colors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each sign is professionally powder-coated for a smooth, durable finish suitable for indoor or outdoor display. 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Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHanging \u0026amp; Installation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign includes \u003cstrong\u003epre-cut mounting holes\u003c\/strong\u003e for convenient hanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHanging hardware is NOT included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe recommend using screws or anchors appropriate for your mounting surface and the weight of your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor outdoor display, please use hardware suitable for outdoor conditions and securely attach your sign to the intended surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour purchase includes one metal sign. Tools, furniture, and other decorations shown in product photos are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your preferred size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your color or finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-check your selections.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd your sign to your cart and complete checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a non-personalized design. Every sign will read \"MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE\" exactly as shown in the product photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep your sign looking its best, gently wipe it with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth when needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvoid harsh chemicals, abrasive cleaners, and materials that could scratch or damage the protective finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHandmade in Mississippi\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign is made to order by our small husband-and-wife business in Coldwater, Mississippi.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom precision CNC plasma cutting to applying the final finish, we take pride in creating quality metal decor that adds personality to your favorite spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurrent production time: Approximately 1 week before shipping.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping transit time is additional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFREE Standard Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e USPS Ground Advantage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUPS Ground Upgrade:\u003c\/strong\u003e Available for an additional $12 at checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoosing UPS does not shorten our production time or guarantee a specific delivery date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce your order leaves our shop, shipping delays caused by USPS or UPS are outside our control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your tracking stops updating or your package appears delayed, please contact us. 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