Measure Once Cuss Twice Metal Sign, Funny Garage & Workshop Decor

Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign – Funny Garage & Workshop Decor

Every handyman has had that moment when the measurement was wrong, the cut was already made, and a few choice words followed! Our Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign brings a little humor to the workshop with a saying that woodworkers, carpenters, and DIY enthusiasts know all too well.

Handcrafted from durable 16-gauge steel, this funny workshop sign is perfect for garages, woodworking shops, home workshops, and man caves. Whether you're decorating your own workspace or shopping for the guy who always has another project going, this metal sign is sure to get a laugh.

Because Every Project Doesn't Go According to Plan

We've all heard the saying, "Measure twice, cut once." But anyone who's spent enough time in a workshop knows that's not always how things go!

Our funny Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign celebrates those frustrating moments that eventually become the best stories.

Hang it above your workbench, near your tool collection, in your garage, or anywhere you spend time building, fixing, and creating.

It's the perfect finishing touch for a workshop that already has everything except a little personality.

A Funny Gift for the Guy Who Has Every Tool

Shopping for a husband, dad, or grandpa who already owns more tools than he knows what to do with?

Skip another screwdriver or tape measure and give him something that will make him laugh every time he walks into his workshop.

Perfect for:

• Father's Day gifts for dads and husbands
• Christmas gifts for woodworkers and carpenters
• Birthday gifts for mechanics and handymen
• Funny gifts for men who love DIY projects
• Retirement gifts for craftsmen
• Garage and workshop wall decor
• Man cave decorations
• Housewarming gifts for homeowners with workshops
• Gifts for grandpas who enjoy woodworking
• Anyone who appreciates a little workshop humor

Whether he's a professional carpenter, weekend woodworker, or the family's go-to handyman, this sign is a fun addition to the space where he spends his time.

Product Details

Every sign is handcrafted by our husband-and-wife team at Slinging Sparks Metal Work in Coldwater, Mississippi.

• Material: Durable 16-gauge steel
• Wording: MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE
• Cutting: Precision CNC plasma cut
• Finish: Professionally powder-coated for indoor or outdoor display
• Colors: Multiple colors and finish options available
• Mounting: Pre-cut mounting holes included
• Hardware: Hanging hardware is NOT included
• Production: Handmade to order in Mississippi

Available Sizes

Choose the size that works best for your workshop, garage, or man cave.

• 15 inches – Great for smaller workshops, tool areas, and accent walls
• 18 inches – A fun addition above a workbench or garage workstation
• 24 inches – A versatile statement piece for garages and woodworking shops
• 30 inches – A larger centerpiece for spacious workshops and man caves

Sizing Tip: Please measure your intended display area before ordering to ensure the best fit.

Color & Finish Options

Powder-Coated Colors: Each sign is professionally powder-coated for a smooth, durable finish suitable for indoor or outdoor display. Our protective powder coating helps protect the steel and provides a beautiful, long-lasting appearance.

Rust Treatment: Prefer a rustic, weathered look? Our optional rust treatment creates a natural patina with unique variations in color, texture, and pattern.

After rusting, we seal each sign with a protective clear powder coat for added durability.

Because rust develops naturally, no two rust-treated signs will look exactly alike.

Please review the available colors and finishes before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings and lighting.

Hanging & Installation

Every Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign includes pre-cut mounting holes for convenient hanging.

Hanging hardware is NOT included.

We recommend using screws or anchors appropriate for your mounting surface and the weight of your sign.

For outdoor display, please use hardware suitable for outdoor conditions and securely attach your sign to the intended surface.

Your purchase includes one metal sign. Tools, furniture, and other decorations shown in product photos are not included.

How to Order

1. Select your preferred size.
2. Choose your color or finish.
3. Double-check your selections.
4. Add your sign to your cart and complete checkout.

Please Note: This is a non-personalized design. Every sign will read "MEASURE ONCE, CUSS TWICE" exactly as shown in the product photos.

Care Instructions

To keep your sign looking its best, gently wipe it with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth when needed.

Avoid harsh chemicals, abrasive cleaners, and materials that could scratch or damage the protective finish.

Handmade in Mississippi

Every Measure Once, Cuss Twice Metal Sign is made to order by our small husband-and-wife business in Coldwater, Mississippi.

From precision CNC plasma cutting to applying the final finish, we take pride in creating quality metal decor that adds personality to your favorite spaces.

Current production time: Approximately 1 week before shipping.

Shipping transit time is additional.

Shipping Information

• FREE Standard Shipping: USPS Ground Advantage
• UPS Ground Upgrade: Available for an additional $12 at checkout

Choosing UPS does not shorten our production time or guarantee a specific delivery date.

Once your order leaves our shop, shipping delays caused by USPS or UPS are outside our control.

If your tracking stops updating or your package appears delayed, please contact us. We can help investigate the issue and submit a missing package inquiry when appropriate.

Damaged During Shipping?

We carefully package every sign to help protect it during shipping. Unfortunately, damage can occasionally happen during transit.

If your sign arrives damaged, please contact us and provide:

• A clear photo showing the entire sign
• Close-up photos showing the damage
• Photos of the shipping box and packaging

Please keep all original packaging while we help resolve the issue.

For items damaged during shipping, we offer two options:

• Replacement: We will remake your damaged sign.
• 50% Refund: If you prefer to keep the damaged sign, we can issue a 50% refund.

Returns & Cancellations

Every sign is made to order, and we begin preparing orders shortly after they are placed.

We do not accept cancellations or returns for changes of mind.

Please double-check your size and finish selections before completing your purchase.

If your order arrives damaged or there is another issue with your purchase, please contact us so we can help.

Made by Our Family, for Yours

We're a small husband-and-wife team at Slinging Sparks Metal Work in Coldwater, Mississippi, and we're grateful for every order that allows us to continue doing what we love.

Whether you're decorating your own workshop or surprising your favorite handyman with a funny gift, we're happy to create something special for you.

Because sometimes the best workshop projects start with a plan and end with a few choice words!